Techniques for a Successful Cat Video Marathon

Warning: The following techniques are not scientifically proven and may cause permanent eye strain, decreased productivity, and increased cat ownership.

• 1. Scroll Through Cat Vids for Hours - The Art of Mindless Browsing
• 2. Watch Cat Vids with Sound Off - The Joy of Silent Screaming
• 3. Make a Snack for Your Cat While Watching - The Feline Focus Group

Remember, the key to a successful cat video marathon is to not do anything else.