This is where the art of prolonging tasks indefinitely comes to life. Learn how to turn your life into an endless series of half-finished projects.
Open 17 tabs in your web browser, each one with a slightly different shade of cat video.
A technique where you find a task that you're supposed to do, and then associate it with another task that you're more interested in doing. Then, do the other task instead.
This can lead to some amazing feats of procrastination, like watching cat videos while "working" on a report, or playing video games while "researching" for a project.
A technique where you start to work on a task, only to get distracted by the sheer amount of information you need to know before starting.
This can lead to hours of researching, reading, and bookmarking, without ever actually doing the task at hand.
Remember, the key to success is not in the doing, but in the preparation for doing. Or is that just what you tell yourself while binge-watching Netflix?