Techniques of Procrastination

Video Games

Mastering the art of doing nothing while pretending to work.

1. Main Menu Madness

Browse the main menu of your favorite video game for 20 minutes, pretending to "research" the options.

2. Character Creation Catastrophe

Get sucked into the character creation process, tweaking pixelated eyebrows and nose shapes for hours.

3. Inventory Management Mayhem

Organize and reorganize your in-game inventory, searching for that one rare item you just won.

4. Crafting Craze

Spent hours crafting the perfect item, even though it's just a few seconds of actual crafting time.

Remember, every minute spent playing video games is a productive use of your time. Or not.