Speed Watching

Speed watching is the art of watching an entire season of your favorite show in one sitting. It's like speed reading, but with more explosions and less eye strain.

Benefits:

• Binge drinking becomes a thing of the past
• You'll never have to deal with the agony of waiting a whole week for the next episode
• It's like a marathon, but with more popcorn

Drawbacks:

• Your eyes might hurt, but it's a small price to pay for the thrill of it all
• You might forget what day it is, or what year it is, or what planet you're on
• It's just plain bad for you

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