Techniques for the Utterly Inept

Technique #1: The Art of Mindless Clicking

Also known as "Farmville," this technique involves spending hours clicking on random buttons to achieve a sense of accomplishment, without actually accomplishing anything.

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Technique #2: The Science of Crafting a Perfectly Average Character Build

Spending an inordinate amount of time tweaking character stats to reach an optimal level, only to realize you're still going to die to the same boss you've been stuck on for hours.

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Technique #3: The Ancient Art of YouTube Streaming

Making a career out of watching other people play video games, all while pretending to be a "content creator" with a "community." (Note: Not actually a real thing, but it feels like it should be, right?)

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