Techniques of Mastering Procrastination: The Art of Video Game Character Creation

Chapter 1: The Agony of Choice

When it comes to creating characters for your next video game, the options can be blinding in their variety. Do you go for the tried-and-true hero archetype, or do you dare to be different and try something more... unconventional?

Or, like me, do you just phone it in with whatever character concept comes to mind first, because, honestly, who has the time to think about this stuff?

Either way, it's a character creation catastrophe waiting to happen.