Warning: Procrastination Is My Kryptonite is not for the faint of heart. It's a game where you get to indulge in the most epic forms of procrastination, all in the comfort of your own home. Or, you know, in your mom's basement.
Gameplay revolves around clicking the "Procrastinate" button, which will randomly load one of the following activities:
As you progress through the levels, the game will get progressively harder, with each activity lasting longer and longer. But don't worry, it's all in good fun! You'll get to experience the thrill of doing absolutely nothing!
Ready to start? Click Procrastinate now!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click TwitchTournament to participate in a 24-hour marathon of watching paint dry!
Or, you know, click EscapeFromReality to try and actually do something productive for once!
Are you up for the challenge? In this special edition of Procrastination Is My Kryptonite, you'll have to watch a continuous stream of paint drying for 24 hours straight! That's right, folks. No breaks. No snacks. Just you, the wall, and the paint.
But wait, it gets better! You'll also have to comment on the stream, sharing your deepest thoughts, hopes, and dreams with the rest of the world. Because, let's be real, who needs human interaction when you can just talk to a wall?
Ready to give it a shot? Click Procrastinator'sTournament to sign up for the tournament!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can always try to Escape From The Stream!
Feeling overwhelmed by the pressures of modern society? Tired of being productive? Well, you're in luck! Escape From Reality is here to help you break free from the shackles of productivity and indulge in the sweet, sweet freedom of procrastination!
With our expert advice and guidance, you'll learn how to:
But wait, there's more! You'll also get to participate in our exclusive "I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just Resting" support group, where you can share your deepest fears and insecurities with fellow procrastinators!
Ready to escape the reality of productivity? Click Procrastinator's Support Group to join the fun!