Welcome to The Therapist's Couch, where procrastination is a way of life. I'm Dr. Procto, and I'm here to help you work through your issues... or not.

As a specialist in the field of Procrastination Studies, I've seen it all: the endless scrolling, the binge-watching of cat videos, the elaborate spreadsheets of "important" tasks that never get done. And you know what? I'm here to help you do more of it.

So, what's been holding you back? Can't seem to get started on that project? Can't stop playing video games? Can't stop thinking about how much you hate Mondays? We'll work through it. Together.

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Our patented Procto-Matic system will help you identify the root cause of your procrastination, and provide a personalized plan to get you back on track. Or, you know, not.

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