Meet the one and only, supreme procrastinator. A master of the art of doing nothing. A virtuoso of the art of putting it off. A sultan of the art of staring blankly into space.
Our hero is a master of the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing productive. He has been known to spend hours on end staring at the same spot on the wall, pondering the meaning of life.
But don't be fooled, he's not just a slacker. He's a highly skilled expert in the field of doing absolutely nothing. He's been inducted into the Procrastination Hall of Fame, and has written a bestselling book on the subject: "The Art of Procrastination: A Guide to Doing Nothing and Getting Away with It".
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Hours spent watching cat videos: 1000+
Memes created per hour: 100%
Procrastination skills: Master