Procrastination Championship: The Art of Doing Nothing

Welcome to the Procrastination Championship, where the art of doing nothing is taken very seriously. Our team of expert procrastinators have crafted a comprehensive guide to help you achieve the pinnacle of laziness.

• Master the art of Procrastination Techniques, including the ancient art of playing video games for 12 hours straight.
• Learn to prioritize your tasks based on the importance of The Procrastination Hierarchy.
• Discover the secrets of The Procrastination Workshop, where you'll learn to turn any task into a never-ending cycle of excuses.

Don't forget to check out our Procrastination Resources, including our extensive collection of cat videos, memes, and motivational posters for the unmotivated.

We have one simple rule here: do the bare minimum. If you can't even be bothered to read this guide, just close your browser tab and come back later.

• No work shall be done unless absolutely necessary (i.e., unless absolutely, absolutely necessary).
• Any task taking longer than 5 minutes is considered excessive.
• Procrastination is not just a skill, it's an art form.

Remember, the key to success is to do as little as possible while appearing to do the most. It's a delicate balance, but our experts are here to guide you.

Join our exclusive group of Procrastination Masters to share tips, tricks, and excuses with fellow procrastinators. We have a private forum, a Slack channel, and a Discord server where you can share your most creative excuses for not doing anything.

• Community Forum
• Slack Channel
• Discord Server

Don't have time to join our community? That's okay. Just bookmark this page and come back later. We'll still be here, doing nothing.