The Maxim of Maximum Binge Watching: A Procrastination Philosophy
The Maxim of Maximum Binge Watching is a guiding principle of the art of doing absolutely nothing. It states that the optimal amount of time spent binge watching is directly proportional to the number of excuses you can create to avoid doing productive tasks.
According to our research, the average person spends 4.2 hours a day binge watching. However, with our patented Maxim of Maximum Binge Watching algorithm, we have calculated that the optimal amount of time spent binge watching is actually 4.5 hours, plus or minus 1.2 hours.
Our research also suggests that the key to achieving Maximum Binge Watching is to have a minimum of 2.7 hours of snacks on hand at all times. This ensures that you can maintain a state of optimal focus and productivity... avoidance.
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