Procrastination 101: Procrastination In The Dark

Lesson 4.13: Procrastination Through Denial

You know what they say: "Denial is just a river that flows through the heart of the procrastinator."

Here's a list of excuses you can use to justify your lack of productivity:

• My cat ate the project.
• I'm allergic to deadlines.
• I'm waiting for the muse to strike.
• I'm on a secret mission to save the world.
• My computer is possessed by a demon.

Remember, the key to successful procrastination is to never, ever, ever, ever, ever... do it.

Want more advanced techniques? Check out our Procrastination Through Distraction course.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try our Procrastination Through Self-Flagellation program.