Asanas for Adults: Procrastination Pit

1. Binge-Watching TV Shows for 8 Hours

Perfectly valid use of time, we swear.

2. Playing Video Games for 12 Hours Consecutive

Because 'just one more level' is not a lie.

3. Eating an Entire Pizza by Yourself

A culinary adventure, really.

4. Writing 3000 Words of Unpublished Novels

A creative pursuit of questionable value, perhaps.