Welcome to Clickbait Creek, where the water's always fine, and the fish... are not.

You've been lured into this pit of productivity-destroying despair. Don't worry, you'll find what you're looking for. Or will you?

Here, you'll find an endless array of:

• Infographics so dense, they'll clog your browser's arteries.
• YouTube videos so long, they'll drive you to madness!
• Gaming forums where minimalist art meets maximalist angst