Expertise In Nothing: The Advanced Course

Congratulations on reaching the pinnacle of Doing Nothing! In this course, we'll cover the art of doing less, with more panache.

Module 1: The Fundamentals of Doing Absolutely Nothing

  1. Master the ancient art of staring blankly into space.
  2. Develop the perfect technique for scrolling aimlessly through memes.
  3. Learn the delicate art of making excuses for why you're still in your pajamas.

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