Expertise in Nothing: The Procrastination Pit

Welcome to the Procrastination Pit, where the art of doing nothing is taken very seriously. Our team of highly trained, highly unqualified experts will guide you through the process of achieving expertise in the most esoteric fields imaginable.

Our specialties include:

• Flipping a Channel (the art of switching between TV stations)
• Playing with Play-Dough (the delicate balance of color and texture)
• Watching Paint Dry (the thrill of the waiting game)

Our clients have included:

• The University of Nowheresville, where they needed expert advice on how to fill out a Timesheet
• The local DMV, where they required guidance on the art of waiting in line
• My Aunt Mildred, who just needed someone to tell her that her grass was not, in fact, growing a sentient being

Join us today and take the first step towards achieving true expertise in nothing!

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