Q: What's the point of this pit, anyway?
A: The point is that it's a pit. A pit of despair, a pit of procrastination, a pit of "I'll do it later, maybe, if I feel like it."
Q: Can I just take a quick peek inside?
A: Sure, why not? But don't get too comfy, the pit is slippery, and you might find yourself trapped in here forever.
Q: How do I join the Procrastination Pit Club?
A: Fill out the membership form, which is located on the bottom of the pit. Or, you know, just jump in.
Q: What's the membership form for?
A: It's for all the usual: name, email, favorite snack to eat while stuck in the pit (optional but strongly recommended).