Procrastination Pit: The Art of Making Sandwiches
Welcome to the Procrastination Pit, where the art of making sandwiches is a noble pursuit.
You've come to the right place! Our expert sandwich makers will guide you through the intricate process of making the perfect sandwich. Or not.
The Art of Making a Sandwich:
Step 1: Gather ingredients. This can take up to 4 hours.
Step 2: Assemble the sandwich.
Step 3: Add condiments.
prophets of sandwich making, we're not sure what you're doing, but we're watching you.
The Dark Art of Making a Sandwich:
For the truly adventurous, try our special "Surprise Me" sandwich. We won't tell you what's in it. You might not like it.
Try it if you dare!
Want more information? Contact us, we're always here.
Disclaimer:
The Procrastination Pit is not responsible for any lost productivity, ruined relationships, or ruined lives resulting from excessive sandwich making.