Are you tired of accomplishing tasks and achieving goals? Look no further! Our Procrastination Pit Therapist is here to help you wallow in the depths of your own ineptitude.
Package 1: Basic Binge-Watching
$50 per session
1 hour of expertly trained therapist guiding you through your favorite TV shows, movies, and YouTube videos.
Package 2: Extended Excuse-Making
$100 per session
2 hours of expertly trained therapist helping you create elaborate excuses for why you haven't done anything.
Package 3: Advanced Procrastination Techniques
$200 per session
3 hours of expertly trained therapist teaching you the art of doing nothing, with a special focus on productivity-avoidance and time-wasting.
Don't settle for a life of productivity and achievement! Come visit us today and discover the joy of doing absolutely nothing!
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