ProphetZara - Seer of the Sofa

Welcome to the lair of ProphetZara, Seer of the Sofa. I predict you'll spend the next 4 hours scrolling through cat videos.

Latest Prophecies:

• You will find the perfect recipe on Pinterest and forget what you were cooking.
• Someone will spill coffee all over your favorite shirt.
• You will finally organize your sock drawer, but it will still be a mess.

Popular Proclamations:

• I will never leave my sofa
• But then I shall eat a whole pizza by myself

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