ProphetZara - Seer of the Sofa
Welcome to the lair of ProphetZara, Seer of the Sofa. I predict you'll spend the next 4 hours scrolling through cat videos.
Latest Prophecies:
- You will find the perfect recipe on Pinterest and forget what you were cooking.
- Someone will spill coffee all over your favorite shirt.
- You will finally organize your sock drawer, but it will still be a mess.
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