Welcome to the never-ending cycle of consumption and regret.
You've come to this website to indulge in the thrill of the shopping spree, where every impulse buy is a thrill and every purchase is a valid reason to question life choices.
Our team of expert procrastinators have curated a selection of the most essential items to waste your money on:
- Spree Ratios: Because who needs a budget?
- Debt Calculator: How much of your soul will you sell today?
- The definitive guide to buying more stuff you don't need
- Simulator: How long will it take you to fill a dumpster with last week's trash?
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