Top Ten Twitch Streamers of the Procrastination Pit

Welcome, streamers! Come for the games, stay for the existential dread.

• 1. SaltyMcSassFace - 10k+ hours played in a single session of 'The Sims'
• 2. LagLord3000 - 5k+ hours spent on a single game of 'Dota' without moving from their chair
• 3. PotionPete - 20+ years of playing 'Minecraft' without finding diamonds
• 4. BlerpTheGamer - 100+ hours playing 'The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild' in one sitting
• 5. NoScopeBob - Still playing 'Dark Souls' after 100+ tries
• 6. CtrlAltFail - 10k+ hours playing 'Overwatch' in a single week
• 7. PixelPete - Built a 10-foot tall pixelated castle in 'Minecraft'
• 8. SonicSpeedrun - Set the world record for 'Sonic the Hedgehog' speedrun in a single sitting
• 9. GameDevGordon - Still working on 'Eternal Darkness: Special Edition' (2012)
• 10. NoLifeNoProblem - 1000+ hours playing 'Stardew Valley' in real life

Note: These streamers are not actually the top streamers, but they're definitely in the top ten of their own minds.