Welcome to the Procrastination Pit, where our writers have been working on the same 5 chapters for the past 3 years. We're making progress, we swear!
Chapter 1: The Mysterious Plot That's Still a Mystery
Chapter 2: The Part Where We Get to the Point (Eventually)
Our writers are working on:
Don't worry, we're almost done! (Or are we?) Chapter 5: The Final Chapter (Maybe)