Welcome to the most prestigious institution for the chronically indecisive, the masters of the art of doing nothing, and the virtuosos of the lost art of staring into space.
This comprehensive course covers the fundamentals of doing absolutely nothing. From the basics of binge-watching cat videos to the advanced techniques of crafting the perfect excuse, our expert faculty will guide you through the wilderness of wasted potential.
Our faculty consists of experts in the field of time wasting. Our professors have spent years honing their craft, and their collective expertise will leave you feeling like you've wasted years of your life learning from them.
We recommend reading The Time Wasters Bible by the great master of procrastination, Dave the Destroyer.