Video Game Reviews - The Procrastination Pit

Review 1: "Epic Fail" - 2/10 - "This game is so bad, it's good. Like, in a trainwreck kind of way."

Review 2: "Time Sink" - 0/10 - "This game is a never-ending void of nothingness. Like, literally, I've been playing for hours and I've done nothing."

Review 3: "Waste of Time" - 1/10 - "This game is like, literally, a waste of time. I swear, I've played it for hours and I've forgotten why I started playing it."