ProcrastinationPit/WatchProcrastinationTips/Number 8: The Ancient Art of Doing Nothing
By: The Grand Master of Procrastination, Zog the Unproductive
Tip #8: The Art of Pretending to Work While Actually Not Working
Step 1: Open 5+ tabs in your browser. Each tab should have a different cat video or meme playing on repeat.
Step 2: Pretend to be on a conference call. Talk in hushed tones, but actually just chat with your cat.
Step 3: Set up a fake meeting with yourself. Use the excuse, "I'm just checking my schedule for a meeting."