Welcome to the Procrastination Pit

The ultimate destination for those who've given up on productivity.

Our pitiful excuse for a website has the following subtopics:

Warning: Procrastination can be addictive. Prolonged exposure may lead to:

• Loss of motivation • Wasting of precious time • Irreversible damage to relationships and career prospects • Spontaneous combustion of all productivity

Procrastination Pit's Top 5 Reasons to Procrastinate

  1. 1. The world will not end if you don't do it today
  2. 2. Your cat will still eat your food
  3. 3. Procrastination is a valid form of self-care
  4. 4. The couch is really, really comfy
  5. 5. You can always do it tomorrow

Procrastination Pit's Top 5 Excuses for Procrastination

  1. 1. My cat ate my homework
  2. 2. I'm allergic to deadlines
  3. 3. I'm on a spiritual quest for knowledge
  4. 4. My computer is possessed by a mischievous spirit
  5. 5. I'm waiting for the coffee machine to brew