Because you've been putting off your responsibilities for too long, and now you're ready for the next level.
Learn from the master:
Expert Procrastination Strategies ( Warning: may cause excessive eye-rolling and coffee consumption)
Procrastination Sprints: Sprinting towards Nowheresville (For when you just need to get away)
Procrastination Sabbaticals: Because 4 weeks is not enough (For when you just can't even)
Disclaimer: Procrastination is not a substitute for actual work. Or is it?