Welcome to Procrastination Prophets, where gaming is not just a hobby, but a full-time job!

Are you tired of productivity and getting things done? Do you yearn for a life of pixelated bliss? Look no further! Here at Procrastination Prophets, we've got the ultimate guide to gaming as a form of therapy.

Our team of expert procrastinators has curated a list of the top games to play when you should be working, but aren't. From the classics:

And for the more adventurous types:

Or, if you're feeling particularly unproductive, try:

Don't have any of these games on your Steam library? Don't worry! We've got a special deal with the local game developer's union, where you can buy all 12 games in the series for the low, low price of $50,000! (Just kidding, that's way too expensive.)