Procrastination Provisions: A Guide to Doing Nothing
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You've reached the pinnacle of human achievement: mastering the art of doing nothing. But don't just take our word for it, here's proof:
- A recent study found that the average person spends 4.5 hours a day scrolling through cat videos.
- According to a survey, 75% of adults admit to spending over 2 hours per week binge-watching their favorite shows.
- A Google search revealed that there are over 1,000,000 YouTube videos about procrastination.
But don't get too cocky, there's still much to learn. Our comprehensive guide covers:
- The art of perfecting the art of procrastination
- How to craft the perfect excuse for your boss (or mom)
- Techniques for optimizing your binge-watching experience