The Feline Guide to Procrastination
Chapter 1: Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing
Step 1: Find a comfortable spot to lounge.
Step 2: Develop a complex system of cat napping.
- Identify the optimal napping schedule.
- Train your human to provide regular snack refills.
Chapter 2: The Art of Binge-Watching
Step 1: Find a suitable streaming service.
Step 2: Develop a system of binge-watching.
- Identify the optimal viewing duration.
- Convince your human to provide snacks.
Chapter 3: The Joy of Cat Memes
Step 1: Develop your meme-making skills.
Step 2: Share with your feline friends.
- Use the internet to spread your memes.
- Cultivate a community of fellow feline meme enthusiasts.