Are you tired of doing actual work? Do you find yourself scrolling through social media, playing games, or watching cat videos every time you're supposed to be working? You're not alone! Welcome to "ProcrastinationStrategies.com", where we explore the many ways to avoid productivity.
Today, we're talking about the classic "Checking Your Phone" strategy. This involves staring blankly at your phone, refreshing social media, and wondering if anyone has posted anything new since the last time you checked... 5 minutes ago.
But wait, there's more! Our experts have discovered 3 sub-strategies for this one:
Scrolling Through Your Inbox - because who needs actual work when you have 500 unread emails to wade through?
Playing Gaming Apps - because productivity is overrated, and so are actual skills.
Watching Cat Videos - because who needs to actually accomplish anything when you can watch cute, adorable cats doing cute, adorable things?
Stay tuned for more procrastination strategies, and remember: if you're not procrastinating, you're not living.
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