Procrastination Strategies: Overwhelming Cat Music
Stuck on a project and can't focus? Try drowning it in cat sounds!
Our research team has developed the purr-fect solution: Overwhelming Cat Music.
With our proprietary algorithm, you'll be distracted by an endless barrage of cat meows, hisses, and purrs.
Substrategies:
- Meow Mashup - A cat-tastic blend of cat sounds and white noise.
- Feline Frequency - Cat sounds tuned to the frequencies of the human brain, guaranteed to induce focus-lessness.
- Purrfect Storm - A cat-pocalypse of sound, guaranteed to wash away productivity and replace it with existential dread.
Try them out today and discover the joy of not getting anything done!