A Guide to Procrastination Tactics
Tactic 1: The Art of Doing Nothing
Master the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing. Sit on the couch, stare at a wall, and contemplate the meaning of existence.
Sub-Tactic 1.1: The Infinite Loop
- Watch cat videos
- Check phone for 10 minutes, then check again
- Play 'Candy Clicker' on your favorite browser game site
Tactic 2: The Distraction
Distract yourself from the task at hand with a plethora of shiny objects.