Binge Watching: Advanced Procrastination Tactics

Warning: excessive screen time may cause permanent damage to your social skills.

Step 1: Find the Perfect Binge-Worthy Show

Use the patented Binge-Watching Algorithm to find the show that will consume your every waking moment:

Step 2: Make It Worse (Addictive Storylines and Complex Characters)

Introduce yourself to the show's creator and beg them to write more plot twists:

Step 3: Get Comfy (Pillows, Snacks, and Beverages)

Invest in a stockpile of essentials to sustain your marathon sessions:

Disclaimer

Warning: This website is not responsible for any damage caused by excessive binge-watching, social isolation, or permanent damage to your social skills.

Proceed with caution, or don't. We won't judge.