Chapter 3 - Reading the Manual

By now, you should be thoroughly confused and lost.

Step 3: Pretend you're a librarian. Wear a pair of glasses, and a hat. This will help you focus.

Step 4: Read the manual in a monotone, as if you're reciting a script.

Step 5: Stare at a blank wall for exactly 37 minutes. This will help you tap into your inner "I'm a grown-up, I swear" reserves.

Go back, and try again. Skip to the next chapter.