Procrastination Tool #4: Extreme Ironing

Because Folding Laundry is So Overrated

Warning: Extreme Ironing may cause irreversible brain damage. Prolonged exposure to hot surfaces, sharp edges, and awkward folding techniques may lead to permanent loss of productivity. Prolonged exposure to extreme ironing may also lead to an increased risk of spontaneous combustion. Do not iron in tight spaces or near flammable materials.

Extreme Ironing requires a strong stomach, a steady hand, and a healthy dose of existential dread. It's like extreme sports, but with more wrinkles.

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