Procrastination Station: Because Who Needs Deadlines, Anyway?

Located in the heart of Nowheresville, USA, our Procrastination Station offers a variety of techniques to help you put off the inevitable. Browse our selection of:

• Social Media Bingeing - Get lost in an endless loop of cat videos and memes.
• Video Game Marathon - Challenge yourself to beat that one level you've been stuck on for months.
• Overthinking - Because sometimes, you just need a little more time to think about it.

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