Procrastination Tactics

For those who have mastered the art of doing nothing

Techniques:

• Play Video Games
• Make Sandwiches
• Write Novels

Tips and Tricks:

For the most effective procrastination experience:

• Use a browser with an infinite loop of cat videos in the background
• Set reminders for all important tasks, and watch them pile up unopened
• Take breaks every 5 minutes to scroll through social media

Misuse:

Caution: excessive use of these tactics may lead to:

• Lost productivity
• Unpaid bills
• Unfulfilled dreams