Step 1: Make a Soufflé
Start by making a soufflé. The longer it takes for it to rise, the longer you can watch cat videos.
Read more about the art of soufflé procrastinationStep 2: Overcomplicate Your Recipe
Make sure your recipe is so complex that it's impossible to complete in under 5 hours. The more complicated, the better.
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