Procrastination Techniques 101

1. The art of Extreme Prolcrastination

Spend hours on the couch, contemplating the meaninglessness of life.

Learn more about video game-induced existential dread Or, if that doesn't work, try watching cats on YouTube

2. The Science of Doing Nothing

Conduct rigorous research on the benefits of staring at a wall.

Learn about the groundbreaking study "The Effects of Wall-Gazing on Productivity" Or, try prophets_of_discovery daydreaming

3. The Art of Creative Procrastination

Engage in creative pursuits that have nothing to do with the task at hand, like knitting or writing a novel.

Learn more about the intricate patterns of Extreme Crochetting Or, try writing some prophetic poetry