1. The Ancient Art of Extreme Ironing
Ironing is not just for clothes, folks! Extreme ironing involves ironing your clothes, but also your thoughts, your feelings, and your existential dread. It's a real productivity killer.
Learn More2. The Procrastination Matrix
This intricate web of excuses and justifications will keep you busy for hours. Spin, weave, and manipulate your way through the matrix, but don't say we didn't warn you.
Enter at Your Own Risk3. The Art of Extreme Browsing
Stare at cat videos, read Reddit threads, and explore every corner of the internet. It's not just browsing, it's a way of life.
Get Lost in the Void4. The Procrastination Simulator
A game where you try to do as little as possible while still appearing productive. It's like the real life version of "The Sims", but with more coffee.
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