Procrastination Technique 1:

The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Step 1: Find a more interesting topic to procrastinate on.

Step 2: Create a to-do list, but never check it off.

Step 3: Watch cat videos for hours while pretending to research.

Step 4: Make a 'to-do list' with tasks you're already doing.

Step 5: Claim you're working on a project, but secretly play video games.

Step 6: Create a 'study schedule' with 12-hour blocks of 'study time'.

Step 7: Make a 'study break' list with items like 'eat a snack', 'check phone', and 'watch cat'.