Procrastination Techniques

Welcome to the Bad Internet Connection, where the only thing more frustrating than the internet itself is the lack of a good internet connection.

We have a variety of techniques for making the most of your slow internet:

• Play video games while waiting for pages to load
• Watch YouTube loops of your favorite music videos
• Read long, dense philosophy texts to distract yourself from your work
• Create fake work to make yourself feel productive
• Or, you know, just refresh the page 100 times.

We also have a special section dedicated to Procrastination-Induced Insomnia for those who have mastered the art of sleeping through their work sessions.

Or, if all else fails, just blame it on the internet.

Procrastination-Induced Insomnia