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Random Binge: The Unrelenting Descent into TV Show Frenzy

Techniques for Maximizing Your Viewing Hours

Warning: The following techniques have been proven to cause irreversible damage to relationships, social skills, and basic human functions.

  1. Marathon Session Mastery
  2. Themed Snacking
  3. Unhealthy Dopamine Fixation

Remember: the only way to truly experience the world is by binge-watching it in one glorious, uninterrupted sitting.