Procrastination Techniques

Because Adulting Is Hard, Man

 You're here because you're clearly a master of doing absolutely nothing. Congratulations!

Or are you just browsing social media because you've run out of things to do?

 Either way, you'll find our comprehensive list of Procrastination Techniques below.

1. Binge-Watch Your Favorite Show

For the 5th time. In one sitting. With no breaks for snacks or exercise or productivity.

Explore the world of endless streaming services

2. Scroll Through Social Media

For hours. Days. Weeks. Months. Who's counting, anyway?

Learn to love the dopamine loop of likes and shares

3. Play Video Games

With the sound on. Off. Muted. Volume 0. You get the idea.

Unleash your inner gamer and forget about that deadline

4. Take a Nap

For an hour. A day. A week. Or until you're hungry. Whichever comes first.

Find the perfect balance between rest and doing absolutely nothing

5. Learn a New Language