Warning: This technique may cause irreparable damage to your productivity, relationships, and possibly your furniture.
Step 1: Set a timer for 30 minutes and pretend it's a fire drill. When the timer goes off, shout "Burned!" and take a 30-minute break.
Step 2: Create a to-do list, then immediately lose it down a rabbit hole of tangentially related YouTube videos.
Dive into the Video HoleStep 3: Call your boss/parents/partner and feign a sudden illness. Bonus points if you can convincingly fake a British accent.
Falsify your symptoms in the CorporateSickness subpageStep 4: Declare your workspace a "creative zone" and proceed to decorate it with neon lights, lava lamps, and possibly a mini fridge.
Enter the ZoneOfCrazy Compete in the ProcrastinationTournamentRemember: Procrastination is an art form. Practice, practice, practice, and always, always burn, burn, burn!
Stay tuned for more procrastination techniques, coming soon... or never.