Catnapping: The Art of Browsing for Hours

This is the art of catnapping: the subtle art of browsing for hours without actually accomplishing anything. It's a delicate balance between distraction and focus, where the goal is not to get anything done, but to get lost in the depths of cyberspace.

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Techniques

1. Infinite Tab Scrolling

Cycle through tabs, opening and closing windows, creating a never-ending loop of productivity.

2. Social Media FOMO

Compare your life to others, wonder why you're not as successful, and forget what you're doing.

3. Wikipedia Rabbit Hole

Click, read, and click some more, until you've lost the thread of reality.

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Success Stories

Meet Jane, who spent 5 hours browsing memes and achieved nothing but a faint sense of existential dread.

Case Studies

Read about Bob, who tried to use his catnapping skills to finish a project, but ended up watching cat videos for 3 days straight.