Procrastination Techniques for the Discerning Slacker

Chapter 2: Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing

Chapter 2: Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing

Now that we've covered the basics of Procrastination 101, it's time to move on to more advanced techniques. In this chapter, we'll explore the art of turning the most mundane tasks into a never-ending cycle of distractions.

Learn how to:

• Create an endless loop of social media scrolling
• Conduct a thorough analysis of cat videos
• Develop a new language to communicate with plants