Chapter 9: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

By now, you should be well-versed in the fundamentals of effective procrastination. However, we're not done yet! In this chapter, we'll delve into the advanced techniques of doing nothing, including:

How to turn your browser into a full-screen Candy Crush game.

But before we get there, let's practice our skills with some exercises:

1. Find the perfect angle at which to tilt your head when staring out the window.
2. Calculate the optimal amount of time to spend watching cat videos.
3. Develop a system for categorizing your snack foods into "Must Eat," "Should Eat," and "Could Eat If I Really Want To" groups.

Remember, the key to mastering the art of doing nothing is to focus, focus, focus... on nothing.